People fear Hitler for many reasons, the Holocaust and death of millions of civilians comes to mind when you utter his name. Aside from his freaky action, brutality, and complete insanity, here are ten more reasons to fear Hitler.
Just The Facts
- Hitler never took of his coat in public. He definitely had a lot to hide.
- His mother considered aborting him, only to be convinced otherwise by her doctor (dick!)
- Hitler gave the world the blow-up dolls
10 Things Why People Feared Hitler
1. Hitler never took of his coat in public. He definitely had a lot to hide.
2. Alois Hitler, Hittler's brother always feared his brother will revoke his liquor license.
3. Any many who does not have interest in sports or working out, Hitler showed no such interest and that's not his worst offense.
4. His mother considered aborting him, only to be convinced otherwise by her doctor (dick!) Hitler had one testicle and with that he went one to slaughter millions on innocent civilians.
5. He likes to view wild animal acts only if females' performers are in danger. Also he liked King Kong so much that he would celebrate victories by pounding his chest, insulting King Kong himself.
6. He liked Jewish and gypsy music singers and enjoyed Jewish comedians, but that would not stop him from butchering them and their families. Had he resented them, what would have happened?
7. He enjoyed viewing videos of torture and executions where he instructed his own staff to film those for him. Hitler enjoyed watching pornography. (No, that does niot make you evil for your pornography addiction.
8. He liked sugar a bit too much; Ernst Hanfstaengl once witnessed Hitler adding spoonfuls of sugar to a glass of red wine. Of course you have to be super hyper to be as crazy this Hitler.
9. Hitler had sex with his niece, who will later commit suicide or so we are told.
10. Hitler gave the world the blow-up dolls in his efforts to meet the sexual needs of his soldiers-yes, the blow up dolls had to be white.
Bonus: In New York alone, a phone book had 22 Hitlers prior to WWII. Once the war was over, the NY phone book had 0 Hitlers after WWII.
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